Sunday 15 June 2014

Candy Crush Saga

Candy Crush Saga is undoubtedly the crack cocaine of casual games. Alas, I too have fallen victim to its dubious charms. So much so that I've decided to go cold turkey after reaching Level 100 ("proof" below).

Fortunately, I managed to get to this milestone without making any micro-payments or mugging pensioners on their way back from the Post Office for the price of an extra life.

So no more furtive "match three" highs for me: I'm on the wagon. If anyone sees me with a coconut wheel beneath my mouse, poised for a chained combo, you have my permission to slap me across the face and give me a shot of insulin.

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